Ghost's Rules

  1. Don’t be a dick
  2. Expect the unexpected
  3. This too shall pass
  4. Everybody lies
  5. Always be specific when you lie
  6. Trust, but verify
  7. Never be unreachable
  8. Don’t be afraid to ask for help
  9. Failure is always an option
  10. Be patient with progress
  11. You cannot procrastinate the inevitable, but it doesn’t hurt to try
  12. Be humble before the facts
  13. There will always be a better idiot
  14. Never argue with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and then they have more experience
  15. Enjoy the little things
  16. Cockup before conspiracy
  17. When in doubt, more lube
  18. Beware the magic blue smoke
  19. Sometimes it’s OK to cry
  20. It’s OK to not be OK