- Don’t be a dick
- Expect the unexpected
- This too shall pass
- Everybody lies
- Always be specific when you lie
- Trust, but verify
- Never be unreachable
- Don’t be afraid to ask for help
- Failure is always an option
- Be patient with progress
- You cannot procrastinate the inevitable, but it doesn’t hurt to try
- Be humble before the facts
- There will always be a better idiot
- Never argue with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and then they have more experience
- Enjoy the little things
- Cockup before conspiracy
- When in doubt, more lube
- Beware the magic blue smoke
- Sometimes it’s OK to cry
- It’s OK to not be OK